I have decided to post something so you can hear me think.
It would be nice if I were funny right now. If I am funny, others will like to read my blogs and I will get some attention from you all.
Can people who are naturally funny be funny whenever they want? I'd like to be like Billy Crystal, whom I'm sure can be funny whenever he chooses.
I will be fascinating.
I drove to the bank today. My eyebrows are getting thin and gray. If you put a drop of dishwashing liquid in a bowl with apple cider vinegar, it attracts the gnats that sometimes invade your home. They eat it and die. I've been killing alot of gnats this week. Do you find this fascinating?
Maybe I'll try to be smart.
If you find a squiggly white thing in your hard boiled egg, it's a dead embryo. I learned that in high school. Probably around the time I dissected an earth worm. I was good at dissecting the worm and remembering all of it's parts. Frogs are too hard for me. When we did the frog, there were too many parts.
