Okay. This is how it all went down.
Jeff came home early on the train to find a flat tire. Tire wheel was rusted on to whatever it sits on. Jeff calls wife: "Will you please pick me up at Duke and Lee's (a nearby service station), drop me at my doctor's appointment, and then go back to Duke and Lee's?" Sure honey! Out the door with Kip and no lipstick. In fact, I look pretty rough. Drop off husband at Doctor's and I MUST, MUST stop home for lipstick. I don't want to scare Duke, or Lee for that matter. Back at home, with lipstick on plus a bit of make up, I put on my glasses. Rather, I try to. SNAP! The left arm broke. Oh great. My glasses are flimsy wiry things that will not sit properly on anyone's nose without both limbs in place. Get out the scotch tape. Leave dog and drive to Duke and Lee's with glasses (and scotch tape) sitting at an angle. Mmmm. I'm feeling a bit dizzy. Get to station. He needs to know where van is parked. Okay. Back into car to drive over to train depot to find van and write down plate number for Duke (or is it Lee?). Drive back to station, glasses floating around my face. Ugh, I feel sick. Leave info. Try to drive to optician. Get half-way there and notice the low-gas light is on. I'm almost on empty. Still holding glasses to my face. Turn around to go back to station for gas. Duke doesn't sell gas anymore, just does service. Pull out to go elsewhere. I'm going to throw up. Find gas station, me sitting on cement ledge as car fills up, holding my stomach. Jeff calls, he's done already. Okay, I'll come get you. Drive like a drunken sailor to doctor's office, still holding my glasses in place. Groan. I feel horrible. Pull into parking lot and somehow hit my glasses with left arm. Glasses fly across the car into never never land. Cautiously creep through parking lot half blind, trying not to kill anyone. There's Jeff outside waiting for me. At least I think it's Jeff. Not sure on that one. It is. I pull up, drag myself out of the car, hand him the keys and say with a green face, "here, you drive!"
Somehow we got everything taken care of and me to the optician where they had the exact temporary arm I needed for my glasses. And I never did throw up. The moral of the story? Beats me. I just wanted you to share in it.